爸爸：给我们来一个大号，一个小号。

Father:Give us a tuba and a trumpet.

儿子：爸爸，回家我们一起来比一比，看谁吹得好！

Son: Daddy, let's have a competition. Who plays well?

爸爸：儿子，你吹得实在太难听了！

Father:Son, this is sounding so harsh to the ear!

儿子：还说我呢，爸爸！你也好不到哪去！

Son: You should say me, daddy! You are even worse than me!

爸爸和儿子继续吹。

The dad and the son continue to play.

他们终于放弃了，抑郁中……

They give up finally and are depressed…

父子俩都将乐器扔到了地上。

The dad and the son throw the instruments on the ground.

儿子：你？

Son:You?

爸爸：你该不会又要折磨人吧？

Father:Do you want to torture me again?

儿子：爸爸，看我的泡泡大吗？

Son:Daddy, are my bubbles big?

爸爸：儿子，看我的云山雾罩。

Father:Son, look at the smoke I make.